Gossip

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A lot of ladies used to sit together every evening in a park and talk non stop.

One day they were sitting very very quietly.

A gentleman who would walk past the noisy group every day was surprised to see them all so quiet.

He inquired about this to which they replied.

Spoiler:

"You see, today we are all present, so we don't know who to gossip about."