I do

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I do

Postby rebbonk » Mon Jun 02, 2014 8:30 am

As I looked my soon-to-be wife up and down in her wedding dress and said the words, "I do," she slapped me...

It obviously wasn't the reply she was expecting to,
Spoiler:
"Do you think my bum looks big in this?"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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