I just thought you'd like to know that Dr. Calvin Rickson, a scientist from Texas A&M University has invented a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling, bouncing up and down, and prevents the nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in.
At a news conference, after announcing the invention,
Spoiler:
a group of men took Dr. Rickson outside and kicked the out of him.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.