Got your number!

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Got your number!

Postby rebbonk » Tue May 06, 2014 8:33 am

After directory enquiries gave Anita, her boyfriend's new telephone number, she dialled him and got a woman.

"Is Jimmy there?" Anita asked.

"He's in the shower," she responded.

"Please tell him his girlfriend called," Anita said and hung up.

When he didn't return the call, Anita dialled again. This time a man answered.

"This is Jimmy," he said.

"You're not my boyfriend!" Anita exclaimed.

"I know," he replied.
Spoiler:
"That's what I've been trying to tell my wife for the past half-hour."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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