Mother's day

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Mother's day

Postby rebbonk » Mon Mar 31, 2014 10:09 am

I shouted through to my Mum yesterday, "Happy Mother's Day! How does breakfast in bed sound?"

"Lovely," she replied.

"Great," I said,
Spoiler:
"I'll have a full English."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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