Homeless

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Homeless

Postby rebbonk » Sat Mar 01, 2014 11:15 am

I was in a rush the other day as I headed to the train station. Just as I got there I noticed a large cardboard box on its side with a tramp sound asleep in it.

I thought, Ah! Look at that, this must be his home.

I saw my train coming in so I quietly leant over the box and placed my Starbucks on the roof.

The tramp woke up and took the cup from the top of the box and shouted after me as I was going through the station gate.

"Oi you! There's nowt in that cup," he shouted.

"I know," I replied.
Spoiler:
"I just thought it would look good as a chimney."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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