Found a sandwich

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Found a sandwich

Postby rebbonk » Fri Feb 12, 2010 5:06 am

Irishman finds a sandwich in the gutter with 2 red wires sticking out of it!

He phones the police and says "Help me bejesus I've found a sandwich that looks like a bomb."

The operator asks, "Is it tickin'?"

He says,
Spoiler:
"No I think its beef"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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