Bird in the pub

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Bird in the pub

Postby rebbonk » Sun Feb 16, 2014 11:25 am

This woman came up to me in a pub and said,

"You know, I think I'd like to grow old with you."

Spoiler:
"It doesn't give us long then," I replied.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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