Shopping

[rebbonk]

I saw my mate walking around the supermarket yesterday, he had a huge trolley jam packed full of chocolates, sexy underwear, perfume, wine and cuddly toys,there was a huge valentines card stuffed down the side, helium 'I love you' balloons tied to the handle and he had the biggest bouquet of flowers in the shop under his arm.

"Blimey mate" I said "you're going a bit over the top, that lot's going to cost you a fortune"

"I'm not going to buy it" he replied "

Spoiler:

I'm just ruining valentines day for all the women in here who think I am"