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Fouling the footpath

Tue Feb 04, 2014 11:47 am

I was walking my dog through the park today when a warden came over and said, "There's a £50 fine for dogs who foul the footpath."

"Well that's not going to bother him," I replied, pointing to my dog.
Spoiler:
"He's never got any money."
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