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I stole a bus

Mon Feb 03, 2014 11:34 am

My cellmate said, "So what are you in for?"

I said, "I stole a bus with fifty passengers on it."

He said, "Oh yeah, I read about that in the paper. Hold on, wasn't it twenty-five passengers?"

I replied, "Twenty-five,
Spoiler:
yeah, after the low bridge."
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