Couldn't afford it

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Couldn't afford it

Postby rebbonk » Thu Jan 30, 2014 1:17 pm

Sadly, I couldn't afford a hit-man to kill my wife. With a heavy heart and tear filled eyes, I used the only option I had left.

Spoiler:
I gave her my car keys.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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