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Always love me

Mon Jan 27, 2014 12:27 pm

After giving birth to my daughter, my wife said, "I hope you'll always love me, and only me."

I said, "It's too late, I already do love someone and she looks just like you."

"Aww, our daughter?"

Spoiler:
"No, your sister."
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