Golden Statue

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Golden Statue

Postby rebbonk » Thu Feb 11, 2010 5:13 am

A rich bloke from Barnsley goes to the jewellers and says "Can tha mek us a gold statue o mi dog?"

The jeweller replies "Duz tha want it 18 carat?"

The bloke says,
Spoiler:
"No, chewin a bone yer daft git!".
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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