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Postby rebbonk » Sat Jan 18, 2014 12:56 pm

"Sorry I'm late home," I said as I arrived back from work.

"Some bloke had lost a £20 note in Tesco."

"Were you helping him look for it?" asked my wife.

Spoiler:
"No, I was standing on it."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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