Only yesterday...

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Only yesterday...

Postby rebbonk » Sat Jan 18, 2014 12:55 pm

I sat next to a tramp on a park bench today, "It was only last week that I had it all", he said. "A chef to cook my food, cleaners to do my cleaning and wash my clothes and a nice warm roof over my head".

"What happened?" I replied "Drugs? Gambling? A woman?"

Spoiler:
"No, I was let out of prison."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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