Sisters!

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Sisters!

Postby rebbonk » Fri Jan 17, 2014 11:22 am

Two sisters, who are close, are always honest with each other.

One evening as one of them prepared for a date, she remarked, "I'm fat."

"No, you're not," her sister scolded.

"My hair is awful," she said.

"It's lovely," her sister encouraged.

"I've never looked worse," she whined.
Spoiler:
"Yes, you have." said her sister.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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