"Where the heck have you been?" she screamed.
"The shop was out of milk," I replied, "So I went to borrow some from the landlord in the local pub."
"Well, where is it then?" she asked.
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Out of milk
by rebbonk » Wed Jan 15, 2014 12:22 pm
My wife sent me out to get some milk last night and I came back four hours later.
"Where the heck have you been?" she screamed.
"The shop was out of milk," I replied, "So I went to borrow some from the landlord in the local pub."
"Well, where is it then?" she asked.
"Where the heck have you been?" she screamed.
"The shop was out of milk," I replied, "So I went to borrow some from the landlord in the local pub."
"Well, where is it then?" she asked.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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