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Postby rebbonk » Mon Jan 06, 2014 1:32 pm

My wife always uses sex to get what she wants.

Last night she lusted, 'I want you'.

Spoiler:
I promised her a new pair of shoes if I didn't have to.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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