Bedtime story

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Bedtime story

Postby rebbonk » Sun Dec 01, 2013 12:16 pm

A girl of seven walked into her mother's bedroom and asked her to tell her a bedtime story.

The mother wasn't thrilled with the request.

She said, "It's almost two in the morning."

"I know, Mummy, but I'd love to hear a story."

The mother said, "Lie down in bed with me.
Spoiler:
We'll wait for your father and he'll tell us both one!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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