How old?

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How old?

Postby rebbonk » Tue Nov 12, 2013 11:03 am

Harold's wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger.

After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the 'miracle' products, she asked.

"Darling, honestly, what age would you say I am?"

Looking over her carefully, Harold replied, "Judging from your skin, twenty; your hair, eighteen; and your figure, twenty five."

"Oh, you flatterer!" she gushed.

"Hey, wait a minute!' Harold interrupted.
Spoiler:
'I haven't added them up yet."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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