Quitting smoking

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Quitting smoking

Postby rebbonk » Mon Nov 04, 2013 11:55 am

A young woman says to her boyfriend that she wants to quit smoking, but nothing she does seems to work.

"Have you tried the patch?" her boyfriend asks.

"No, that's one thing I haven't tried," the woman says, "because I'm not sure it works."

Her boyfriend said, "I'm sure it would
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if you put it over your mouth."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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