Ice skating

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Ice skating

Postby rebbonk » Mon Nov 04, 2013 11:54 am

I was ice-skating today just minding my own business when I noticed some big fat bird giving me the eye.

Eventually she came over. "Hi there, I'm a bit shy so am not very good at breaking the ice," she laughed.

Spoiler:
"Have you tried jumping?" I asked.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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