Twins

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Twins

Postby rebbonk » Mon Nov 04, 2013 11:53 am

My mate Paddy went on a blind date with a girl last night.

Halfway through the evening, she showed him a photograph and said, "Here are my twins."

"Your twins?" laughed Paddy, "Yeah right!"

"They are." she said, "Why don't you believe me?"

"I might be Irish, but I'm not stupid," replied Paddy,
Spoiler:
"They look at least 20 years younger than you."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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