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Postby rebbonk » Sun Nov 03, 2013 10:36 am

I don't understand why I'm putting on weight even though I'm following the government's advice to eat five portions of vegetables a day.

I'm starting to wonder
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whether they're putting enough lettuce in my Big Macs.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: 5 a day

Postby dutchman » Mon Nov 04, 2013 1:59 am

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I thought it meant five pints a day? :roll:
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