Two Irish robbers

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Two Irish robbers

Postby rebbonk » Fri Oct 25, 2013 11:12 am

Two Irishmen robbed a bank and messed it up, managing to escape with only two sacks that they find on the floor.

They each take a sack, and go their separate ways.

After awhile they meet again and one asks the other, "What did you find in your sack?"

"Five hundred thousand pounds," he says.

"Wow... that's a lot! What did you do with the cash?"

"I bought a house. How about your sack?"

"Oh, it was full of bills."

"And what did you do with them?"

Spoiler:
"Oh, well, little by little I'm paying them off"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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