Lost weight?

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Lost weight?

Postby rebbonk » Wed Oct 09, 2013 7:41 am

I swung my arm over the wife in bed last night and it felt a little easier than usual..

"Love, have you lost weight?" I asked.

"I don't think so baby." She replied. "In fact if I'm honest, I've actually piled it on lately."

"Of course, that explains it." I said.


Spoiler:
"You've just sunk deeper into the mattress."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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