She left me

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She left me

Postby rebbonk » Mon Sep 30, 2013 12:14 pm

My wife left me because of all the overtime I've been doing as a security guard at the airport.

As she walked out, I said:
Spoiler:
"Did you pack your own bags"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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