Beer

[rebbonk]

Steve was driving his girlfriend to the airport when he passed a billboard showing a bikini-clad beauty holding a can of beer.

His girlfriend saw it and snarled, "Am I supposed to think that if I drank enough of that brand of beer, I'd look like her?"

Steve replied, "No,

Spoiler:

but if I drank enough of it you would!"

Steve is expected to recover soon.