Anatomy lesson

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Anatomy lesson

Postby rebbonk » Wed Feb 03, 2010 5:20 am

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, 'Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face.'

'Yes,' the class said.

'Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position, the blood doesn't run into my feet?'

A little fellow shouted,
Spoiler:
'Cause your feet ain't empty.'
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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