'Why are you walking around in public buck-naked?' he exclaims.
'Well sheriff', the cowboy explains, 'I was in the saloon when a real pretty lady asked me to go home with her. So I did. Then she told me to take off my shirt, pants and shorts. So I did. Then she climbed onto the big brass bed, winked and said: 'Now go to town, cowboy.'
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