Mugger

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Mugger

Postby rebbonk » Sun Jul 07, 2013 8:23 am

Late one night in London, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs.

"Give me your money!" he demanded.

Indignant, the affluent man replied, "You can't do this. I'm a British Politician."

"In that case," replied the robber,
Spoiler:
"give me my money!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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