New job?

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New job?

Postby rebbonk » Tue Jul 02, 2013 8:30 am

I went for a job interview at the funeral directors today and the boss said, "What makes you think you're suitable for this job?"

I replied, "Well I once had a job delivering pizzas,
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so I'm used to driving slow with something cold in a box."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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