I'm going to jump!

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I'm going to jump!

Postby rebbonk » Fri Jun 28, 2013 9:23 am

I was ready to jump off a high ledge with a crowd gathered below when a psychologist came to an open window.

"I am hated by everybody and a total failure" I told her.

"No, you know that is not true" she replied.

Just then a voice from the crowd shouted, "jump you useless :censored: ."

"Take no notice of that ignoramus." Said the psychologist.

"I can't" I replied.
Spoiler:
"That's my son."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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