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The neighbour

Postby rebbonk » Mon Jun 24, 2013 10:09 am

My next door neighbour knocked on my door wearing just a see through negligee, asked to borrow a cup of sugar and then asked to come in for a cup of coffee.

I said
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"Sod off Dave, I've got to go to work."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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