Close your eyes

[rebbonk]

Me and my wife were having a romantic meal in a restaurant, when I said, "Close your eyes Darling and don't peek until I say so."

A minute later, I said, "OK, you can open them now."

"What is it then? You've got me all excited." She replied

"Just the dessert trolley love,

Spoiler:

but don't worry, it's away past us now."