When I answered the doctor said, "Mr Jones, your wife has just given birth to a beautiful baby girl, weighing 9lb 5oz."
I said, "Wow! She's a little chubby bugger, isn't she?"
He said, "She's not that heavy for a new born."
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by rebbonk » Mon Jun 17, 2013 10:15 am
I got a phone call from the hospital today.
When I answered the doctor said, "Mr Jones, your wife has just given birth to a beautiful baby girl, weighing 9lb 5oz."
I said, "Wow! She's a little chubby bugger, isn't she?"
He said, "She's not that heavy for a new born."
When I answered the doctor said, "Mr Jones, your wife has just given birth to a beautiful baby girl, weighing 9lb 5oz."
I said, "Wow! She's a little chubby bugger, isn't she?"
He said, "She's not that heavy for a new born."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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