When you grow up...

[rebbonk]

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up, Charlie?', I asked my 6 year old son the other day.

'I want to be like Daddy Pig in the cartoon', he replied.

'What, that fat, overweight, lazy, opinionated sod, who sits around all day and knows bugger all?'

'Yes Daddy,

Spoiler:

I want to be a local councillor, just like you.'