Wife's underwear

[rebbonk]

My workmate said, "Why you are wriggling about in your chair?"

I said, "Don't tell anyone, but I was in a bit of a hurry this morning and I accidentally put my wife's underwear on by mistake."

He said, "I tried my wife's G-string on once, it nearly cut me in half."

I said, "The G-string is fine,

Spoiler:

it's the basque that's killing me."