Your car?

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Your car?

Postby rebbonk » Fri May 31, 2013 8:03 am

I was standing waiting to get served in Greggs when this woman came back into the shop after going out.

"Excuse me, is that your car out there?" She asked, pointing to my car.

"Yes it is." I answered.

"Well," she replied. "How I'm I supposed to even begin to get in my car with the space you've left me?"

Spoiler:
"You could start by not coming here for lunch porky." I said.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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