New car

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New car

Postby rebbonk » Wed May 08, 2013 10:34 am

'How much for this one?' I asked the car salesman.

'Well, the basic model is ten thousand,' he said, 'but the whistles and bells'll set you back another three grand.'

'That's okay,' I said, 'I'll just take the basic model
Spoiler:
and use the horn.'
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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