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Postby rebbonk » Sat May 04, 2013 7:13 am

Man walks into advertising dept of his local paper and asks "How much is it to put an advert in the paper?"

"£5 per inch" replies the assistant

"Oh no, that's far too expensive, I could never afford it"

"Well, if you tell me what you're selling I'll see what we can do"

Spoiler:
"A 40 ft ladder"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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