Mars bar

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Mars bar

Postby rebbonk » Thu May 02, 2013 8:26 am

As I walked through the front door from work eating a Mars bar, my wife had a face on her.

"Don't eat that" she snapped, "You'll spoil your tea."

"Rubbish" I said,
Spoiler:
"You'll have already done that."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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