Caesar

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Caesar

Postby rebbonk » Sat Apr 13, 2013 8:34 am

Julius Caesar Walked Into A Bar.

He said to the bartender, "I'd like a martinus."

The bartender, a little confused, says, "Don't you mean a martini?"

Caesar replied,
Spoiler:
"If I wanted a double, I would have asked for it."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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