When he asked whether they preferred a contemporary or a traditional service, they opted for the contemporary.
On the big day, a major storm forced the groom to take an alternate route to the church. The streets were flooded, so he rolled up his
trouser legs to keep his trousers dry.
When he finally reached the church late, his best man rushed him into the sanctuary and up to the altar, just as the ceremony was starting.
"Pull down your pants, whispered the Vicar.
"Uh, Reverend, I've changed my mind now," the groom responded.
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