Hard life

[rebbonk]

I've worked every day for the last 20 years, getting up at five in the morning, grafting until six at night, to struggle to pay for fuel, to pay my mortgage and put food in the cupboard.

Today I was offered free heating, free accommodation and free cooked meals, with the added bonus that I wouldn't even have to work for it.

"I'll take it!"

Spoiler:

I shouted to the judge.