Can't we just talk about this?

[rebbonk]

My wife packed my bags today after finding out that I had a one night stand with another woman.

"I want you to go!" she screamed.

I said, "Please can we just talk about it first?"

"Go on, I'm listening." she replied.

I sat down and said,

Spoiler:

"It was the most amazing experience of my entire life."