Dinner party

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Dinner party

Postby rebbonk » Sun Mar 03, 2013 6:59 am

My wife hosted a dinner party for family far and wide and everyone was encouraged to bring all their children as well.

All during dinner my four-year-old niece stared at me. The girl could hardly eat her food for staring.

I checked my shirt for spots, felt my face for food, patted my hair in place but nothing stopped her from staring at me.

I tried my best to just ignore her but finally it was too much for me.

I finally asked her, "Why are you staring at me?"

Everyone at the table had noticed her behaviour and the table went quiet for her response.


My little niece said, "I'm just waiting to see
Spoiler:
how you drink like a fish."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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