"What's that, Jack?"

[rebbonk]

An old man walks into the lounge, waving a piece of paper at his wife.

"What's that, Jack?"

"This? It's your test result. It says you've got Alzheimer's."

"They're not my results, Jack. I never went for a test."

"You seem to be forgetting one thing, Edna."

"What's that, Jack?"

Spoiler:

"This? It's your test result. It says you've got Alzheimer's."