Musician

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Musician

Postby rebbonk » Tue Jan 29, 2013 7:47 am

A down and out musician was playing his harmonica in the middle of a busy shopping centre

Striding over, a policeman asked, "May I please see your permit?

“I don't have one," confessed the musician.

"In that case, you'll have to accompany me."

"Splendid!" exclaimed the musician.
Spoiler:
"What shall we sing?"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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